Tuesday, May 27, 20085:55 PM
This is wat we say to some ppl out there who just dun get it! :)
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
9. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
11. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
12. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
13. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
14. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
15. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
16. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
17. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Its bad enough being a bad example. Dun drag others wif you.
